Singapore’s English, as displayed on city signs, is so flowery that it sounds like sarcasm.
Sometimes I feel like I am living in a satire.
A sign on the train urges passengers to give their seats up to those who need them more.
A creepy sign at the station gives protocol for those who may be victims of sexual harassment.
A sign at a museum warns young visitors of…nudity! What ever would nude images being doing in a museum! Disgraceful...
A sign on the elevator of a condominium apologizes to guests about the pool closure.
Dearest readers, I sincerely hope you enjoyed this virtual tour of weird signage in Singapore.